Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wanna passion pit in your ass
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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