porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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