ya dads aren't the best wingmen
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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