So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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