normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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