I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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