They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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