Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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