You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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