Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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