i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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