My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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