Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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