So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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