Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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