i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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