none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
