Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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