The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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