I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
