Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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