I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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