At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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