So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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