your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
