I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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