Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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