i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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