brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I think my vagina is haunted
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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