Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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