But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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