I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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