he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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