I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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