did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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