Your tits are I can't wait for
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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