i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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