K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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