I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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