Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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