now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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