Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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