Three words: puerto rican gang bang
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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