How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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