you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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