Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Terrible idea I love it
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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