Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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