We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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