it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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