I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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