i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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