But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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