Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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